I received a large influx of questions to my PM box, and have decided to answer some of them. Note that I don’t swear on the validity of any of the answers presented here. Are you going to the protest on Saint Patrick’s Day? Of course, though I personally spoke out against holding it that day. Whatever. I can wait a few hours to get hammered. Who are you voting for President this year? Though I probably should void questions like this, I’m actually not voting this year. Until Cthulhu is on the ballot, I’m never going near a voting booth. What is your favorite book? I am very partial to the Vampire Hunter D series which is still being published in English, though my favorite piece of classic literature is Moby Dick, closely followed by Old Man and the Sea. What’s your gender? Half Man, Half Robot, all Cop. How old are you? Old enough to buy booze, not old enough to be president. Can you do the Macarena? Yes, though Id look ridiculous doing it. What do you look like? I’m actually a collection of clouds. I like to set up cameras across the world and film myself floating by. See how I just rolled down that mountain there? It was fun. By making these videos under a single name, and especially by revealing information about yourself, you’re not anonymous anymore! That’s not a question. But if you want affirmation, you’re right. Here’s your medal. Can I have your AIM name? Sure. There’s nothing stopping you. How many more of these stupid videos are you going to make? As in real …

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